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Stupid Astronomer Tricks #11: Flattening the field

By Br. Guy Consolmagno  |  23 Jan 2020

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This entry is part [part not set] of 18 in the series Stupid astronomer

We’re running a membership drive this month – our goal is 150 new members – and as a part of it we’re including this blatant clickbait series… Besides, it’s a chance to tell some of the funny stories that come up during cloudy nights at the VATT!

Fr. Martin McCarthy with the Vatican’s Schmidt telescope (where this story did NOT occur)

The old astronomer tells the tale… A certain mechanically-inclined graduate student was observing star fields at the Schmidt telescope, a telescope that used photographic plates. (This was a while ago; nobody makes these plates anymore.) This fascinating telescope design doesn’t have any eyepiece; it is designed solely to take a photographic image of a wide field of the sky, often several degrees wide, using a series of corrector lenses and mirrors to insure that the stars are in sharp focus from one side of the plate to the other.

But when this student opened up the telescope to insert the photographic plate, he noticed that the plate holder was warped. Quickly, using his mechanical skills, he removed the plate holder and machined it flat.

Unfortunately, the plate holder was designed to be curved… the last step in the corrections making sure that the entire wide viewing field of the telescope was in focus on the plate.

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